Ah, the power of suggestion....

This is my horoscope for today from Yahoo. I just happened to stumble upon it:

"Daily extended (by Astrology.com)The universe is perfectly primed to inspire everyone to be excessive, extravagant and out of control -- to really go overboard, in any and all departments. Of course, since that's how you tend to be -- oh, let's say 'occasionally' -- well, won't it be fun to finally have the rest of the world on the same page? You'll actually be able to suggest something risky without worrying about getting the old 'tsk tsk,' accompanied by that oh so familiar disapproving frown. "

Er....giving me this kind of advice is just plain dangerous, people. Does this mean that I can finally suggest my illicit drug fueled horse-zucchini-whopper-salary man in a diaper-orgy idea to the residents of my sleep little town and not get arrested?? Cause if I do get in trouble....Imma gonna have a bone to pick with the peeps at Astrology.com....