A padded helmet kind of day....

Ok, so I am having one of THOSE days. You know the kind when your body and mind seem to be two seperate entities and most of your brain cells seem to have shown up late for work with a hangover?

Yah. Highlights of the day so far (and it's only 10 am):
-Iaido practice this morning resulted in numerous losses of balance culminating in me getting my sword entangled in my gi sleeve during a sharp turn and almost stabbing myself whilst trying to get it free.
-Hitting me head against a bathroom stall when getting up from the toilet.
-(and my personal fav) Trying to blow dust off my computer keyboard but, having forgotten that I was chewing on a cookie at the time, instead blowing the said half masticated cookie all over my computer.

To top it all off, I thought all this retardedness was due to the fact that I did not get enough sleep last night and so I drank two coffees and then two green teas and am now twitching worse than a speed freak. What's worse, even though I am more alert now, the caffeine has not done anything for my clumsiness and instead has just made me more intensely retarded so that I am doing stupid things at twice the speed as before. Most excellent. I have to remember to avoid busy intersections and sharp objects today.