What chronic boredom breeds....

Talking to the same person for 5 hours a day, 5 days a week on MSN, you eventually have to take pretty drastic conversational measures just to find something interesting to talk about. For Nat and I these drastic measures tend to involve references to sea mammals and insinuations of homosexuality. Sometimes both. Please see below for a sample of our recent conversation, and warning, I have a feeling the conversation below may only be amusing (or understandable) to Nat and myself......

lana
u know how i like those intense types
lana
but she prob would club me
narn
yeah
narn
like me
narn
grrr
lana
haha, club me like a baby seal!!!
narn
or rape you like a woman seal!
narn
ooooo
lana
oooooo
lana
wait
narn
?
lana
since when are female seals known for raping??
lana
nunu are u making up random zoological facts again?
nunu
i dont knoW!
nunu
i know some animals have homosexual tendencies
nunu
i dont know about seals though
lana
thats true
lana
yah i dont think seals do
nunu
i dont either
lana
but i dont often imagine them getting it on at all
lana
since they are so cute
lana
it would be wrong to imagine them humping
nunu
as far as i know its the animals in the safari
lana
that are homo's?
lana
safari huh?
nunu
yeah
lana
well i know where i'm going on my next trip...

later on......:

nunu
i know you so well
nunu
this saddens me
lana
well it should please u
lana
one day i will be rich and famous
lana
and then u'll be happy u know me so well
nunu
in the isalnd of lesbos maybe
lana
hehe, well i'm sure u'll be visiting oftet
lana
oh what am i talking about
lana
u already have a house there!
nunu
oh snap!


*disclaimer: the author of this blog wishes to point out that the above is meant as a light diversion from doing constructive things and is not intended to be offensive in any way. The author would also like to point out that she is an avid supporter of LGBT rights, and is also against the mistreatment of animals, sea mammals or otherwise.

I feel that I should add disclaimers to more of my blogs.